Monday, 13 June 2011
When You Can See the Ending from the Beginning
You know what's waiting for her when she returns. A jacket with a pink lining. You hope she holds her nerve. You hope she doesn't panic.
You hope wrong.
She panics. She wants a cream lining. Not this pink thing. And she's meeting the mom to be the next morning.
And now you watch in horror as she throws it back in the washer hoping that another gentle wash will take out the dye. Nooooooooooooooooooooooo. She's selected the wrong setting and she hasn't noticed! It's on a warm wash. A long warm wash.
But she's watching the Apprentice and hasn't noticed. When the Apprentice finishes she does think it's odd that the short gentle cycle hasn't finished - but turns to BBC2 to watch "You're Fired" and puts it out of her mind.